Joke: Warming Up?!
Question: An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and the boyfriend said "My hands are freezing cold." The girl said "Put them between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm them up". So he did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up." So he did and his nose began to get warm. He lifted his head up from between the girls legs and said "Do you know what? I think my penis is frozen solid" The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"
Answers: An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and the boyfriend said "My hands are freezing cold." The girl said "Put them between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm them up". So he did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up." So he did and his nose began to get warm. He lifted his head up from between the girls legs and said "Do you know what? I think my penis is frozen solid" The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "Well they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"
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That's just wrong...
But I laughed.
good one! 10/10
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ha,ha that's funny ....lol......
lol pretty good lol
gross out gag me with a penis!
Very very funny~ I didn't know what was cuming
Very good!
haha
thats hilarious!!
Very funny.... I'll remember that one !... in fact i'll write it down !
hahahahaha!
that is messed up
they bf took advantage of
the ddumb girl. lol
but i lauughed also
good one!
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oh hoho.. I didnt see that one coming!
Thats horrible!!! Those darn teenagers!! LMAO!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
lol dat was extra funny
Good one, I have saved to forward to all my warped e-mail contacts
Good one
nice one
ha ha sounds like she cooked his sausage to boiling point.
Omg too funny, 10/10, star lmao
hehehe, you know its true, but did you have to tell all about our ride, pmsl hun
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Top shitzz. too funny!
Brilliant!!! lol. ha ha ha
lmao well shes a thick s**t
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10/10 the best ive ever heard although the girl reminds me of me! only joking lmao i wouldnt do that!!!! but that is still really funny
hahahaha naughty but nice ....lmao
ha ha ha funny
LMFAO!!!
they do make a mess. lol
lets hope he was firing blanks or shes in trouble,pmsl
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HAHAHAHAHA happy day:)