Joke>>>>>>How many kinds of Boobies are there...?!
Question: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases - each like a different type of tree. In his twenties, he is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration!!!"
Answers: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases - each like a different type of tree. In his twenties, he is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration!!!"
good one pmsl.
big ones, small ones,flat ones, voluptuous ones, squeezable ones,swinging ones, hanging ones,hard ones, whoops change the subject ooooooooooooooooohhh
I like ;)
which phase are you in.......
pmsl .. thats so funny :-)
LOL, Thought you were going to say it only comes out once a year!
s h i t ya i love this one. thaaaaaaaaank yooou
me likey!! lots!! hehe!!
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I'm at the onion stage. Where are you?.
Brilliant!!
That's a new one to me. LMAO!
thanks for the laugh good one haha. ****
What 3 kind of bee's are there? Honey bee's, African bee's and boobies. lol
Good one
Good one
hehehe, i've known a few men like that, present one is the exception, pmsl
have a star
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i stole this one too:) hahahahahaha Happy day:)
Good one!
Don't worry, I'm a young oak...
lmao this is the funniest joke I have heard in a while, I loved it. v good one
star! keep them coming, your making my day
very good ;) lol
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ahahahaaa well done for making me pmsl
haha!!
sad but true!!!!
funny...LOL
well,well theres hope for me yet, am only in my forties
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hahaha wow! thats the funniest joke i ever heard!