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Answers: The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.

Get a new car for your spouse - it' ll be a great trade!

Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...

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Nice ones thanks

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hahah very funny lol

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LOL!
Great one liners!

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Lol, very good.

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Thanks for those. They are great.

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lol too good

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good lines..

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LOL FUNNY

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Very funny. Some of them I hadn't heard.
Here are three more:

95% of statistics is based on hearsay, so I've been told.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

It's 90% of the lawyers that give the rest a bad name.

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Very good.

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good 1's pmsl 10/10 x

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