A selection of some of my favourite one liners xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: . Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
. Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
Answers: . Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
. Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
good 1's again pmsl 10/10 x
Very funny
Cool!
Those a great. thanks
hahahaha funny lol
Very good, love the success one! excellent
Fantastic lol
i completely agree with all the quotes
lols
love it.
Brilliant !!!
Are You a ?wise guy?
or a wise man ?? LOL !!!
Thank You for
making my belly jump !!!
Aaron Moses.
It's all true!
ha ha ha funny