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Answers: 1) What do the Train Drivers Know?
'We are now travelling through The Angel Islington station, as you can see The Angel Islington is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you, but no, they don't think about things like that'

This train will NOT be stopping at Moorgate station. I repeat, this train will NOT stop at Moorgate'......., 'Ladies and gentlemen.....this train IS stopping at Moorgate, and of course I'm the last to know'

2) No Begging
'Please note that begging is not permitted in any part of London Underground. However, to the gentleman busking away happily next to the escalators, please carry on and enjoy yourself. The transport police have been called and should be with you shortly...'

'Beggars are operating on this train, please do NOT encourage these professional beggars, if you have any spare change, please give it to a registered charity, failing that, give it to me!'

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good 1's lol 10/10 x

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Sounds like a typical London day to me

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ur jokes are always awesome where do u get them from? lmao

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hahaha some good ones there.

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I like those lol

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Good ones thanks

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LOL THATS FUNNY HILARIOUS LMAO FUNNY STAR4 U

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Wonderful - great fun - ta!!!!!

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