A couple of short jokes - funny or not?!
Question: These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or 'Hawaii.'
So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. So they asked a gentleman: 'Excuse me sir, is Hawaii pronounced 'Hawaii' or 'Havaii?''
The gentleman said, 'Havaii.'
So they both looked at each other, and as the gentleman was leaving, one of the two said to him, 'Thank you.'
The gentleman replied by saying, 'Your velcome.'
Airhead Airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. The sweat is jumping off his brow.
The planes lands and screeches to a halt. He turns to the co-pilot, and says, "Man, that is the shortest runway I ever landed on."
The co-pilot says, "Yeah, and so wide."
Answers: These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or 'Hawaii.'
So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. So they asked a gentleman: 'Excuse me sir, is Hawaii pronounced 'Hawaii' or 'Havaii?''
The gentleman said, 'Havaii.'
So they both looked at each other, and as the gentleman was leaving, one of the two said to him, 'Thank you.'
The gentleman replied by saying, 'Your velcome.'
Airhead Airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. The sweat is jumping off his brow.
The planes lands and screeches to a halt. He turns to the co-pilot, and says, "Man, that is the shortest runway I ever landed on."
The co-pilot says, "Yeah, and so wide."
I like those hahaha
HAHA, lol, I liked those ones. Have another ***STAR***
cute.
Excellent
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that one was funny lol lol
I like those hahaha
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