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Answers: A newly wed couple turn up at a hotel and ask for the "honeymoon suite". The receptionist asks "Do you have any reservations"? The bride replies "Well i'm not too sure about taking it up my ****"

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Nicely done. Made me laugh, but even funnier the amount of people who didn't get it. lmao. Ave a star

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L O L 10/10 x

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Well it had me laughing sat on my ****
An easy 2 points 2
LOL

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can u xplain it in a better way?

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huh? I really don't get it!

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Nice, didn't laugh, but nice non the less.

Al....

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rofl

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lol.
omg so funny
star 4 u
xx

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Really wierd. :)

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lol.10/10.

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hehe..
i have 1 for you..

Lemon Squeeze


There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon
entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad,
passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons
into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

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l o l Thanks

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