Blonde jokes?!


Question: please send me some kick butt blonde jokes...i used to know alot but seemed to forget them....thanx


Answers: please send me some kick butt blonde jokes...i used to know alot but seemed to forget them....thanx
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were like killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!?!?!?
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day?
A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".
go to www.blondejokes.com or google blonde jokes
what do blondes and turtles have in common?
-once they are on their back they are screwed.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were going to the beach one day, so they met to decide what each other was going to bring. The red head said, "I'll bring the umbrella for shade, sunscreen so we don't get burnt, and a blanket to sit on." the brunette said, "I'll bring sandwiches for if we get hungry and drinks in case we get thirsty." and the blonde says,"And I'll bring the car door so we can roll down the window if it gets too hot!"

Q.What was the blonde's coffin triangular?
A.Have you ever tried closing a blonde's legs?
why didn't the redhead cross the street during traffic??
because she saw a blonde coming!
A blonde goes over to a red-head's house. They are watching the 6 o'clock news when it shows a man about ready to jump off a bridge to commit suicide. The blonde says to the redhead "I'll bet you 50 bucks he won't jump" the redhead takes the bet. he ends up jumping. the blonde pulls out the cash and hands it to the redhead "no, no i cant take this from a friend" the blonde says no, a bets a bet. the redhead replies "weeeeeeeeellllllll actually I saw this one already on the 5 o'clock news. the blonde then says "Well so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!
Q: three people , a dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and a dumb brunette are walking down the street together, and they all see a 100 dollar bill on the ground, which one picks it up?

A:the dumb blonde, none of the others exist!!!!


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