Cute Halloween joke.......?!
Question: A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awoke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every woman he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive lady herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate sex in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
and put the costume away. She was sitting up reading when her husband came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my
Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
Answers: A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awoke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every woman he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive lady herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate sex in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
and put the costume away. She was sitting up reading when her husband came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my
Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
gasp! I love it
thanks for sharing. It made my day a little bit happier!!!
Cute, but old as dirt, too. No offense to you, but I heard this one years ago, however it is cute.
im sure it would be funny,, but i fell asleep...way too long!
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Very good with a nice twist. I like those kind of stories. It reminds me of the beautiful but dumb looking blonde who went to the doctors. On seeing her he immediately had the hots and decided to take advantage of her.
"I think before we start I'd better give you a full examination." He says, "Please remove all your clothes and lie on the bed."
She does so and seeing her naked really turns him on. He starts to stroke her thighs gently and asks.
"Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes." She whispers huskily, "You're checking my legs for abrasions and cellulite."
"Well done." He says enthusiastically moving his hands up to massage her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes." She says in a voice that drives him wild. "You're checking my breasts for lumps or abnormalities.
"Excellent." He says, "You're really doing well." On saying this he drops his trousers and underpants and, having a huge erection, gently slips it inside her. "Now." He says, gasping with excitement. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes." She replies laconically, "You're giving yourself herpes. That's what I came to see you about!"
I like it lol