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Answers: I hope this will give you a good laugh...

Lemon Squeeze


There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon
entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad,
passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons
into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

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Okay here it goes: :)

This man was turning 80 yrs old, and his family decided to get him a stripper for his B-Day.

When the stripper came to his door, the stripper said, "Hi, I'm here to give you super s`ex!"

The old man said, "I'll take soup!".

:)

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A guy asks QnAs in the motoring section .how much fuel will it take to fill his 1993 Cadillac.My answer went like this.Are the windows closed,Is it a convertible.Oh 1 more point ,How many illegal immigrants are there in the trunk. Did you laugh?.

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A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices our Little Johnny trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, Little Johnny is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching Little Johnny’s efforts for some time, the priest steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?”

To which Little Johnny replies, “Now we run!”

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