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Answers: "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."The counsellor turns to the husband and enquiires,"Is that true?"The husband replies,"Well,not exacctly-it's her that suffers,not me,"
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Two men were out fishing when they found a lamp floating in the water.1 of the men picked it up and rubbed it,and straight away a genie appearers from the lamp.Unfortunately it was a very low-level genie,and could only grant 1 wish.The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world.With a flash the wish was granted.All of a sudden,one of the men got really angry."Dammit!Now we have to piss in the boat!"
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Why are woman like hurricanes?
Because when they arrive they're warm,wet and wild,and when they go they take the house,the car.....the whole f**king lot..
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Star if you like them and thta's me for the evening.xxxx

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very good like them a lot
you sound anfd look like wonderstar??????

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wow that last one wasn't as funny as the other 2 okay.. well they were awsome

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I really like the first and the last one! thanks for the chuckle! star for you!

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all good ones.really enjoyed the middle one

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They are very good, have a star and I'll be back next Thursday...Toexx

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nice 1 lol

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You got a star, love the last one

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You know my ex wife!!!

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