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Answers: A husband desperate to end an argument, offers to buy his wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying:"That's not what I had in mind!"
Frantically, he offers her a new house. Again, she rejects his offer but this time, impliying:" That's not quite what I had in mind either!"
Curious and angry, he asks:" What did you have in mind?"
She retorts:"I want a divorce"!!!
He grins and answers:"I hadn't planned on spending quite that much!!"

P.S. Star if you like please! Thank you!

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very good...i prefer a shotgun as an ending...you have a wide scatter pattern and can usually get some buck shot in somewhere...:)

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Just walk out and don't see him again.

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haha true!!
he would rather have his pants DOWN than a divorce!!

A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the daily routine was starting to get to her. Every morning, for example, the nurse would bring her breakfast (which always consisted of an egg, piece of toast, and glass of apple juice). She would then return a little bit later to empty the urine bottle. And so it continued...

Finally, one morning, she decided to have a little fun. She ate the eggs and the toast, but went to the bathroom where she cleaned the urine bottle out, then poured the apple juice into it. When the nurse returned later that morning, he took a look at the bottle and a frown came over his face.

"Obviously, you enjoyed your breakfast, but something must be wrong because this looks a little cloudy," he said, pointing to the urine bottle.

"Oh, really?" she replied, picking up the bottle in question and putting it to her lips. "In that case, we’d better run it through again..."

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Me like!!!

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Ha! I like it! That sounded like my parents!LOL

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i don't like the ending.

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lol...very funny

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very funny star for you

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