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Answers: being told i was pregnant at 41

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Something that i shall not tell............Fine, i was playing jumprope wearing a skirt that was too big 4 me:(

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falling 2 times is a race while the fattest person there finished b4 me
how sad is that
then wen i was getting bak 2 my team i fell again bringin 1 of the othas down with me
:(
how damn sad is that

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In high school I leaned across the table to talk to my teacher when I let out a loud burp.

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ummm this is quite emabrassing
i wos out with my friends to a pub and i got reali drunk
when i got home i tried 2 sit on my chair but i missed it and grazed my bum cheecks on the sharp ends of the chair lol :)
cos i wos so drunk
it reali hurt and i had marks and swellings all over but it wos preti funi
my friends were laughing their asses off when i told them
wish i could have recorded it or sumthing lol :P
would have made a brilliant scene lol
take care xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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I was in fourth grade and the morning announcements were on(THEY WERE ON!). I had just dropped a pencil and was bending down(BENDING OVER WITH MY SPINE!) to pick it up when I felt a little rumbly(RUMBLY!) in my tumbly(TUMBLY!)- translation I hand to fart!(FART!!!) So I quickly (NOT BENDING OVER WITH MY SPINE!) sat back up. I thought I could hold it in( BUT I COULDN'T!!) and when I bent over again(BENDING OVER WITH MY SPINE AGAIN...GAin...gain..!!!)to pick it up I let out a big one(ENOURMOUSLY HUGE FART!! OH MY GOSH, WHO JUST DID THAT, OH YEAH, ME!) and everyone in the class craked up( AS IN LAUGHING,NOT THE HARMFUL AND TERRIBLE DRUG, SERIUOSLY WHO JUST DID THAT, OH YEAH, I FORGOT, ME!!!!!!). It was so embarassing and yet at the same time(EXATCLY THE SAME, NOT DIFFERENT!!!)funny to myself. And also CAN I STOP IT WITH THE PARENTHESSES!!!(STOP IT...It....it......it!!!) STOP IT!!!!! LMBOROTFLOL!!!;Laughing My Butt Off Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud!!!!!

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