Do you know how ugly yo mama is?!


Question: She's so ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER!


Answers: She's so ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER!
LOL, dreamer! Are we gonna do this again?! OK...Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

And yo mama's so fat, her belt size is Equator.

Oh yeah??? Well, yo mama's so stupid, that when the judge in the courtroom said "Order!", she said "Fries and a coke please"

Brandon's mama's so ugly, that when he took her to the zoo, the zoo keeper said, "Thanks for bringing her back"

Bring it, Brand...Yo mama's so fat, that when she steps on the scale, it reads, "to be continued".

What's the difference between Brand's mama and a whale? About 10 pounds.

Yo mama's so ugly, that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
oh yeah, well yo mamma so fat she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks!
HA HA HA HA.....
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Your mama is so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and died from starvation.
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

-wait, wait, wait ... Yo mama so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

-oh snap! Nolte's mama is so fat, when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck!

-shebang! Nolte's mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family! Also: Nolte's mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it! Or how bout: Nolte's mama is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

-okay, last one: Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
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Yo momma's house is so dusty, the roaches be ridin in dune buggies.

Yo momma's so thin, she has to run around in the shower to get wet...

Yo momma is so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
this conversation is hilarious
YO MAMA'S SO UGLY, WHEN SHE SITS DOWN, SHE'S TWO FEET TALLER!
Oh yeah, yo mama is uhh... what is a mama did i just see the grabage truck drive by?? lol jus' playin' with you and YO MAMA LMFAO
ya mama so dumb she bloody revised for a drug test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
And yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow dress people shout, "TAXI!"

And yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
oh yeah, well if my dog looked like yo mama, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backward


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