Joke - business man at a London Hotel?!


Question: A businessman had to stay a few nights in London on business.
The first night passed and he was feeling pretty bored and a bit horny.

The next day, after work, he took a walk down Oxford Street.
He passed a phone box plastered with cards offering 'Visiting Call Girl services'

he quickly went back to his hotel, almost ran up to his room, sat on his bed and dialled the number.
a sexy female voice answered..... "can I help you, Sir"
"Ohh yes please" He said " I want to start by tieing you up...I want some bondage and domination........I want to spank your bum, then I want to finish off with a '69'"

"well sir, that all sounds very nice................ but you might want to dial '9' first, to get an outside line"


Answers: A businessman had to stay a few nights in London on business.
The first night passed and he was feeling pretty bored and a bit horny.

The next day, after work, he took a walk down Oxford Street.
He passed a phone box plastered with cards offering 'Visiting Call Girl services'

he quickly went back to his hotel, almost ran up to his room, sat on his bed and dialled the number.
a sexy female voice answered..... "can I help you, Sir"
"Ohh yes please" He said " I want to start by tieing you up...I want some bondage and domination........I want to spank your bum, then I want to finish off with a '69'"

"well sir, that all sounds very nice................ but you might want to dial '9' first, to get an outside line"
Good joke.

* for u.
LOLLLLLLLLL that was my first good laugh of the day!!!!
Another oldie, but a goodie
Nice one!
Ohh,indeed a nice one..
OMG..LOL,lol,lol.10/10.
The girl on the phone was the reception girl...........yes?.
That was brilliant.
I wonder what he did or say after that?.
Ha Ha Brilliant.
Some of the old one are really the best ones have a star
hahaha funny lol


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