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Question: Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

Dogs shed, cats shred.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

People that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life.


Answers: Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

Dogs shed, cats shred.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

People that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life.
haha those are all so true. lol
All very true! thanks for sharing!!
very true, all very true in fact , i have a white german shepherd he is my best friend........ i love that about the toilet
Liked the water bowl one
toilet 1 was good
My cat suffers from insomnia. She keeps waking up every 18 hours.
Very true and very funny!

Better go before my master wants his dinnner...I can hear his miaows now

ROFPMSL!!!
very true lol 9/10 x
Men who say they love cats, actually kick cats when no-one is looking.
i really like them!!! why are women smarter than men??? because a man's best friend is a dog, whereas a woman's best friend is a DIAMOND!!!
Very interesting and those are so true.
I like those. Thanks for sharing. lol
One I got sent the other day:

Treat every situation as if you are a dog... If you can't chew it, eat it or hump it - pee on it and walk away!
that deserves a star


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