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Answers: A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about p**sy, and their b**ch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a p**sy?"

The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a p**sy." the son then asks "What's a b**ch?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a b**ch."

The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a p**sy?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the v**ina and says "Son, this is a p**sy!"

The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a b**ch?"

The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"

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good job i hv a gsoh lol 10/10 x

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lol

i thouht it was funny

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Sorry but that made me laugh out loud.

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sorry, but I don't think it is funny.

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funny ****

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jaja lol .... star

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dude. this is funny. where'd u get it. i like it but i see where ur coming from with the title.

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I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!

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LMFAO, sorry girls but this IS FUNNY AS H*ll and I hope no anal retentive person reports this~ You made my day!

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Sorry to say that I found that very funny and had a good laugh

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well i am a chick and i think its hilarious. good joke.

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This b*tch thinks it's FUNNY:~)

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That was funny.............

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Jokes that are true are always funny and this was hilarious!

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ahh its okay with me. funny joke=)

but see this one...got it from another joke that i answered and i remembered it when i saw this one..but to the guys that do read his joke..chill!! its just a joke!!

Why Did God Create Adam?

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the
garden because, He knew men would never,
ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to
hand him the TV remote because men don't want to
see what is on TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE,
is on TV.

8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf
when the seat wore out and therefore would need
Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's
appt for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night
was garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there
would have to someone to bear children because men
would never be able to handle it.

4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember
where he put his tools.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be
alone", he only ends up getting himself in trouble.And the NUMBER ONE reason...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam he stepped
back, scratched his head and said,"I can do better than that."

ahaha..i found it hillarious when i saw it...but it doesnt seem as funny now..dunno why though. but still funny for me!:)) and YEAH she did forget #3.

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yeah i like it!

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Yes you would have to say that. pmsl

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I am easily amused. Your lucky. lol

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For some strange reason I thought that was so so funny. lol

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