Blonde joke of the day....!?!
Question: A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed,
"I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!"
The man arched an eyebrow.
"Anything?"
"Yes, anything" the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and ordered,
"Come in and close the door" She did.
He then said, "Get on your knees" She did.
Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.
He said, "Go ahead...take it out"
She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his yes and whispered,
"Well....go ahead!"
The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her mouth she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM???"
Answers: A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed,
"I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!"
The man arched an eyebrow.
"Anything?"
"Yes, anything" the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and ordered,
"Come in and close the door" She did.
He then said, "Get on your knees" She did.
Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.
He said, "Go ahead...take it out"
She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his yes and whispered,
"Well....go ahead!"
The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her mouth she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM???"
thumbs up! i didnt c that coming and honestly, this doesnt happen often :D:D
so keep them coming!
wowow!!! LOL
Total rubbish, but full marks for a blonde joke I never heard before. I thought that was impossible.
Anyway, one day I may hear a new one that's also funny, fingers crossed then!!!
ROFLMAO ! Thanks for that.
Have a star.
hahahahaha lol
o dear hahahaha
ha ha here is a star
EXCEPTIONAL, Am giving you a star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow that was great, I knew sex was involved somehow, but the ending was really unexpected. Brilliant!
I don't know if I heard that before, but I knew what was coming. Good one!
wicked
Not heard that one before - have a star
hahaha good one, thx
lol
lol !!! sound funny funny !!! LOL
Hahahaha. I got three cheers, and five stars for you.
I don't think a blonde would be the only one to do this, but it is right up her alley, lol. Blondes are getting smarter nowadays though. We got to give them more credit. Instead of saying blondes, just say joke of the day and change the words of course, lol.
The "UNEXPECTED TWIST", at the END of that joke, COULD have been VERY PAINFUL!
Go on, - THINK ABOUT IT!
ha ha ha funny
can you hear me mother.lol
* stars *
LOLOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!