Is the wife in control - funny or not?!
Question: Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
Answers: Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?
The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
that was quite funny!!
LOL...nice one...here's one for you
Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out
saying, "We bet we can tell l exactly how old you are.
" The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we
can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to
jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said,
"You're 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess?"
The old Grandmas snickered and laughed.
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in
unison,
"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday."
CHeeRiOS
On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd give it a 5
Decent...
It made me chuckle, but I guessed the punch line in advance.
kinda funny but not the best
It's funny - I'm a whipped dude, so yeah I like it. Unfortunately there are a bunch of abusize tools out there that run their women's lives like a bunch of nazi idiots. Maybe they wouldn't be in heaven though.... hmmm, I think it might be accurate too. "Husbands, love your wives as Christ loved the church."
I really liked this one. My boyfriend will love it. Do you care if I send it to him? Thanks
Lol....funny. I liked it!!
LOL
funny
I like it lol
I wasn't expecting it to end like that. hahahaha
Yep funny.
Excellent lol
was funny lol
wicked lol
took me a lil while 2 get it but when i did get it
it's
still
not
funny
i'm
only
doing
this
to
take
up
alot
of
space
It's an old one
Lmao that's awesome! star!
Clever woman, wise man.
true .lol
and they say its a mans world xxx lol xxxx