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Answers: Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."

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these jokes are really good have as star

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ha ha ha funny

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haha,lol,brilliant,

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lol funny ha ha

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love ur jokes...here's one for u

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, ''Father, what causes arthritis?''
''Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,'' the priest replied. ''Imagine that,'' the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: ''I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'' ''I don't have arthritis, Father,'' the drunk said, ''but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.''

CHeeRioS

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It's cute. Does everyone who reads this know wdohat a craker is? Not a saltine or Ritz. Is it only a Brittish thing?

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LOL....does Carol know they're missing? lol. Good!

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good

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hahaha funny lol

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Wasn't expecting that. Thanks

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lol good one, thx

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Ha ha ha ha ha, brilliant

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now i know where the wifes stockings went last year lol thanks babes

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