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Answers: This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.

So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says "No, please show me the next room".

Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again.

Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes.

So the guy says, "I'll choose this room". Satan says O.K. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, "Well, it could be worse", when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says "O.K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!"

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hahaha very funny lol

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I like it! Very Funny

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ha ha ha funny

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the old ones are the best lol

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lol! funny. imagine the guys face when satan tells him tea breaks over. hilarious!

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lol funny

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Good.

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lol....here u go, a joke for u

A married couple is having problems so they go to counseling. They sit down with the specialist and the wife points out the numerous problems with their marriage. After about 10 minutes, the specialist gets up, walks over to the wife and kisses her passionately. Then he tells the husband “now sir, if this happens 3 times a week your wife will feel much better about herself and your relationship.”
The man says; “well I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays but I go out drinking on Fridays.”

CHeeRioS

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Not bad!

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Very funny lol

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OLD, OLD joke, sorry. Not that amusing since I hit puberty, either, actually. Juvenile, maybe, is the word I'm looking for? As a clean joke to tell kids, yeah, maybe, but not too funny for people jaded by hearing much funnier stuff all their lives.

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ye kinda funny

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lol good one, thx

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very funny girl lol xxx

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