A groaner sorry folks xx funny or not xxx?!
Question: Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten.'
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your wish is granted' , and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the cod again and he thought that perhaps he fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back,
Answers: Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten.'
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your wish is granted' , and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the cod again and he thought that perhaps he fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back,
It's a groaner alright but still good. Thanks
awesome! LOVE IT! 9/10
bit long winded but good nonetheless, original
lol GOOD ONE
Bit long!! but very good i like it!!
lol, awesome, have a star
bit long but worth it for the punch line...
Hey swashbuckler star & that was neat stuff...........but some may not get it........but then can't bother about such things. A blonde one as a return gift for u, hope u like it?
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her. "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!" Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?" "It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde. The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."
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You have got to get a star for that one Funny
your on top form brilliant pmsl 10/10 x
PROPER GROANER BUT I STILL LIKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
excellent
*definitely* worth remembering all this!
A good joke
hahahahaha lol
HEE! HEE!
great very original
have a star honey
Heard this at a Christian camp in the summer- you're right, is a groaner but funny!
that's funny...LOL