Marriage xx funny or not xxx?!


Question: Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife — Cold As Ever’!” “Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband — Stiff At Last’!”



Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer to the phone?” She says, “I was in bed.” “In bed this early, doing what?” “Getting a second opinion!”


Answers: Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife — Cold As Ever’!” “Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband — Stiff At Last’!”



Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer to the phone?” She says, “I was in bed.” “In bed this early, doing what?” “Getting a second opinion!”
hahahahaha excellent
LOL
lol, so funny, have a star
nice one,lol
I got both these jokes in an email awhile back! Still funny!
With the title of is marriage x rated funny or not, I was going to answer it depends if you keep the light on or not.

Funny.

I'll tell my uncle. He's had heart trouble and needs a good laugh to get it going again.,
cool
lol!!!!!!!!!!!! kooooooool
hahaha good one, thx
lol
:), have a star
lol good one :) !!!
Yeah funny
L O L 10/10 x
I'mna use the second one today (and take all of the credit!) thanks
hahaha nice ones.
hahaha giggle giggle
Lol


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