A FEW OLDIES TO START THIS SESSION XX funny or not XXX?!
Question: Q. What's the national bird of Iraq?
A.. Duck!
Q. How do you brainwash an Iraqi soldier?
A. Give him an enema!
Q. Why doesn't Saddam Hussein go to bars?
A. He can stay home and get bombed!
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly, Madame," he replied. Mary asked, "Is the restaurant still open?" "Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from the menu?" Mary smiled and took the menu and looked it over. "I would like cauliflower cheese, please," said Mary. "Certainly, Madame," he replied. Mary then asked, "And may I have breakfast in bed?" The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs," Mary said. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully,
Answers: Q. What's the national bird of Iraq?
A.. Duck!
Q. How do you brainwash an Iraqi soldier?
A. Give him an enema!
Q. Why doesn't Saddam Hussein go to bars?
A. He can stay home and get bombed!
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly, Madame," he replied. Mary asked, "Is the restaurant still open?" "Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from the menu?" Mary smiled and took the menu and looked it over. "I would like cauliflower cheese, please," said Mary. "Certainly, Madame," he replied. Mary then asked, "And may I have breakfast in bed?" The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs," Mary said. After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully,
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good one
Heard it a long time ago still has the punch line
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Not heard that, lol!!
Star for you!
Brilliant. lol