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Answers: Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I
want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing
beside her.

"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

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rtttbipmsl that was funny, show that man not to be a smart butt. star for u. again w/b you have been missed.

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Good? That girl kicked ***! lol

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funny

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That's a nice one. Good morning and have a good day.

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haha.. :* (K)

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thanks

what an awesome idea!

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nice one.lol

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great one *lol*

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Your joke is funny,HAHAHAHA!:D LOL!

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morning funny darlin xx

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Top of the mornin' to you Irishgirl

Very good. lol

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good one 10/10 lmao

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good morning best ive heard for a long time xx

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pmsl girl thats a cracker to be sure xxx

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