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Question: An avid golfer was playing a round of golf at a local golf course with his wife. Near the end of the round, one hole was a sharp dogleg to the left and one had to hit the ball past a big red barn in order to have a view of the green. The golfer hit his drive but it fell short of getting past the barn to his disappointment. However, he noticed that both the front and back barn doors were directly lined up with the green on the other side of the barn. So, he asked his wife if she would kindly hold the front door of the barn open while he tried to hit his approach shot through the 2 barn doors thus saving an additional stroke. She gladly held the barn door for her husband. The golfer swung his club hard and his ball went through the barn door but missed the opposite door. The ball banged off of the rafters and hit his poor wife in the head and killed her on the spot.
Answers: An avid golfer was playing a round of golf at a local golf course with his wife. Near the end of the round, one hole was a sharp dogleg to the left and one had to hit the ball past a big red barn in order to have a view of the green. The golfer hit his drive but it fell short of getting past the barn to his disappointment. However, he noticed that both the front and back barn doors were directly lined up with the green on the other side of the barn. So, he asked his wife if she would kindly hold the front door of the barn open while he tried to hit his approach shot through the 2 barn doors thus saving an additional stroke. She gladly held the barn door for her husband. The golfer swung his club hard and his ball went through the barn door but missed the opposite door. The ball banged off of the rafters and hit his poor wife in the head and killed her on the spot.
Not bad at all. lol
more tumble weeds...
yes.lol
saw it coming...
sad, not funny
And he looked up to the sky and shouted to his departed wife "see, thats how to hold a door open!!!"
That was the punchline I was expecting so yours really was a surprise and made me chuckle.
lol
good one lol
giggle giggle lol