Words of Wisdon?!


Question: A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

A friend is someone you can call to help you move. A best friend is someone you can call to help you move the body.

Always keep your words soft and sweet - just in case you have to eat them.

Don't become superstitious - it's bad luck

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Don't take life too seriously, after all no one gets out alive.

Drive carefully - Its not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.


Answers: A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

A friend is someone you can call to help you move. A best friend is someone you can call to help you move the body.

Always keep your words soft and sweet - just in case you have to eat them.

Don't become superstitious - it's bad luck

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Don't take life too seriously, after all no one gets out alive.

Drive carefully - Its not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
"Don't take life too seriously, after all no one gets out alive."

Brilliant!

*throws you a star*
:) I love this one: Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
I thought that was very good, have a star!
lol awesome! thx...star!
The most truth I've heard on Yahoo Answers in a long time is in yours.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

A friend is someone you can call to help you move. A best friend is someone you can call to help you move the body.

Have a star
Those are all words to live by!! love it !!
Excellant ha ha ha
true very true.lol


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