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Answers: A drunk is staggering down the road with a key in his hand. A cop see's him and pulls him up.
"Someone has stole my car, it was on the end of this key a moment ago!" said the drunk.
The cop looks at him and ask's "Why is your penis hanging out of your trousers?"
"Oh my god, they've stole my girlfriend aswell."



Just a quickie...hope you liked...Toe.

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then the police drove past a field and saw a man humping a pumpkin.

They stopped, went over to him and said, "Excuse me Sir, why are you having sex with a pumpkin?"

The man stopped, stood up and said, "Jesus, is it midnight already?"

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ummm..what?

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you what have you dam meaty.

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OLDIE....BUT STILL GOOD......

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poor chap with modest size

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lol

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pmsl hahahahahahahaha thanks

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Lol Anthony that was ssoo funny me thinks you're trying to fool them coppers to much,here have a star.
Please read mine and tell me what you think.

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