Do you like riddles..Two friends meet each other on the street.?!
Question: "Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill.
"Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery.
I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Conan.
"I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?".
"It wasn't so easy!" said Conan, "She put on a hell of a fight!"
okay bunus
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
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ast winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called and
volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. I
declined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay honey", she told me,
"Will wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest of our
lives making each other sick!"
(I PREFER JOKES MYSELF)
Answers: "Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill.
"Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery.
I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Conan.
"I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?".
"It wasn't so easy!" said Conan, "She put on a hell of a fight!"
okay bunus
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
...
ast winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called and
volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. I
declined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay honey", she told me,
"Will wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest of our
lives making each other sick!"
(I PREFER JOKES MYSELF)
my answer i'm happy good work and make another one it's is funny.
not bad lol
that is good i enjoyed reading them keep up the good work actually got a laugh out of them
i din't get the first one.
but the second one was superb and yeah gross
tanx 4 that laugh
LMAO FUNNY!!!!STAR!