A man goes into a remote Scottish pub and orders a whiskey."That'll be !
Question: "That's cheap,"says the man."A whiskey would cost me over ￡2 in London".Aye,"says the landlord."But the folks hereabouts willnaaaaaaaaae stand for prices like that."The man takes his drink over to a table where two old men are playing dominoes.The man notices that neither of them has a glass."Why aren't you drinking?"says the man."The prices are an absolute bargain,"Is that right?"says one of the old boys,"Well a Londoner might call them a bargain,but Hamish and I are waiting for Happy Hour."
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An Englishman,an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub and buy some beers,Just as they raise their drinks to their lips,3flies land in each pint.The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.The Irishman fishes the fly out of his beer and carries on drinking.The Scotsman picks the fly out of his drink and starts shaking it,"Spit it oot,ye thieving wee bastard!Spit it oot...!"
I hope you enjoyed them and star if you like.
Answers: "That's cheap,"says the man."A whiskey would cost me over ￡2 in London".Aye,"says the landlord."But the folks hereabouts willnaaaaaaaaae stand for prices like that."The man takes his drink over to a table where two old men are playing dominoes.The man notices that neither of them has a glass."Why aren't you drinking?"says the man."The prices are an absolute bargain,"Is that right?"says one of the old boys,"Well a Londoner might call them a bargain,but Hamish and I are waiting for Happy Hour."
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An Englishman,an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub and buy some beers,Just as they raise their drinks to their lips,3flies land in each pint.The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.The Irishman fishes the fly out of his beer and carries on drinking.The Scotsman picks the fly out of his drink and starts shaking it,"Spit it oot,ye thieving wee bastard!Spit it oot...!"
I hope you enjoyed them and star if you like.
Hi, I was just about to do a joke similar to the first but the second one was excellent.. have a star...Toexx.
lol hahahahajajahjajhhjahja
this is a good joke i especially like the last joke
so so sad
those are both really really funny
i like the last one with the scottish man and the fly best
not bad, honey *hehehe*
So what exactly has got your goat with Scottish people?