Can someone tell me something funny?!


Question: why are those rabbits staring at you?


Answers: why are those rabbits staring at you?
nope sorry im boring
if you build it! they will come!!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?






A: Because he had no guts.
lol - say it..!
Two peanuts were walking down an alley- -
One was assaulted....
This is one of my sites comedy sections for a laugh if your interested in the Adventures of Johnny Rocks.
You'll need to read the bits that go with it as well.
http://www.stwsales.com/johnnyrocks.html
http://www.stwsales.com/johnnyrocks2.htm...
Q:- What is the difference between Mortein Anti Insect Spray and a Body Spray????



A:- If you use Mortein Spray you will die
and if .... you dont use a Body Spray people will die
What are libtards? And what are reptards?

Lib & rep are short liberals & republicans, but tards are (what would you guess?)

Yes, you are correct! It's retards. Why? Both parties are damn mouthy especially libtards. They'll blah, blah, blah,...... on & on & on non-stop and repeating same things over and over.
Once upon a time, a lonely farmer living in his farm in the middle of nowhere couldn't help but wanting to have sex with the cow. The cow kept telling him off an avoid letting him getting close to her.

An hour later, the farmer saw someone coming. It was a hot girl running toward the farm. He walked toward her and she yelled "help, help, couple guys are chasing me". The farmer looked behind her and saw the guys.

Well, the farmer was big & strong he kicked their butts away, and the girl was like "Oh thank you, I really owe you a big one. Please let me do anything for you".

The farmer then asked "anything, you mean like anything?!". She said "Yes, anything!". He said "Do you really mean it?!". She said "Yes, I do!". Then the farmer said "OK, hold that cow for me. I want to do her!"


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