It was Postman Pat's last day on the job?!
Question: after 35 years of carrying themail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the wholefamily there who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his waywith a gift cheque for ￡100.00 At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat goldbox.The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky. At the fourth house a blonde in her lingerie met him at the door. She tookhim by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew hismind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he'd had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him agiant breakfast - bacon, eggs, tomatoes, sausage, waffles, fried bread,mushrooms, black pudding and a big glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a mug of steaming coffee. As shewas pouring, he noticed a ￡5 note sticking out from under the mug. "Allthis was just too wonderful for words," he said, but what's the five poundsfor?" Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today wouldbe your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I askedhim what to give you.". He said, "F*** him. Give him a fiver."She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea.".
Answers: after 35 years of carrying themail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the wholefamily there who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his waywith a gift cheque for ￡100.00 At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat goldbox.The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky. At the fourth house a blonde in her lingerie met him at the door. She tookhim by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew hismind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he'd had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him agiant breakfast - bacon, eggs, tomatoes, sausage, waffles, fried bread,mushrooms, black pudding and a big glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a mug of steaming coffee. As shewas pouring, he noticed a ￡5 note sticking out from under the mug. "Allthis was just too wonderful for words," he said, but what's the five poundsfor?" Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today wouldbe your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I askedhim what to give you.". He said, "F*** him. Give him a fiver."She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea.".
Gotta paste & copy this one... too funny!!!!!!!!! star for you
THE MOST HILARIOUS JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD I STARRED!!!! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Nice one, I like it!
lmao, u get a star :)
Excellent, definitely a star from me!
LMFAO...you get a STAR!!
Awesome, here's a star for you x
Great!!!
Postman Pat must have the nicest day of his live. This joke is too good to wonderful for words.
I like it
nice one like that i did
now you know why i retired could not keep it up