Have you ever been kissed???????????!


Question: A woman takes her 16year old daughter to the doctor. The doc asks:" Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mom says:" It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings and is gaining so much weight, throws up in the mornings..."
The doc gives Darla a good examination and turns after to her mother. He says:" Well, Mrs. Jones, Darla is 4 month pregnant!"
The mother says:" She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?"
Darla:" No, never mother! I''ve never even kissed a man!!"
The doc walks over to the window and stares outside. After 5 minutes that he was doing this, the mother asks:" Doctor, is something wrong outside?"
The doc replies:" No, not really, it's jsut that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!!"

P.S. Star if you like it please!! LOL!


Answers: A woman takes her 16year old daughter to the doctor. The doc asks:" Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mom says:" It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings and is gaining so much weight, throws up in the mornings..."
The doc gives Darla a good examination and turns after to her mother. He says:" Well, Mrs. Jones, Darla is 4 month pregnant!"
The mother says:" She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?"
Darla:" No, never mother! I''ve never even kissed a man!!"
The doc walks over to the window and stares outside. After 5 minutes that he was doing this, the mother asks:" Doctor, is something wrong outside?"
The doc replies:" No, not really, it's jsut that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!!"

P.S. Star if you like it please!! LOL!
lol.. cute! thanks for the chuckle.
It was ok
ha ha ha
L O L 10/10 x
kinda cute
loved that joke....
ROFLMAO :)

I love this :) Thank you. :) IF I could give you 5 stars I would, but have one anyway :)
Is it a joke? ;-<
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i dont get it??
poor darla...no one will ever believe her. lol
Good one
I don't know where you find your jokes, but they're ALWAYS too funny! (Thumbs up, many stars and a friendly HUG for you, because having a good laugh in the morning is the best medicine for "battling" with my "dear" Boss also today!)
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