Surely many may have heard it b4....but hope the others like it.?!
Question: A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his supervisor. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the supervisor approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Answers: A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his supervisor. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the supervisor approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
OMG!!!! That is soooo funny!!!!
That's quite good. It amused me!
:-D
If I got pulled over I would be tempted but I'm sure it wouldn't be as funny to them as to me.
lmao! i've 'heard' it before but it cracks me up everytime!
i've heard it but i loled 1st time
i liked it =)