A very strange zoo ?!


Question: A man who is friends with the manager at the local zoo is call into the managers office.
"I need to ask you a favor" he says. "There's a school group coming tomorrow especially to see the silverback gorilla but he died earlier today. What I want you to do is dress up in a gorilla suit and pose as the gorilla to avoid disappointment."
"No problem" Says the man "This should be fun."
The next day he is in the enclosure nice and early in his gorilla suit clowning around and trying to act like any real gorilla would. The children arrive and he starts to act up for them and they all start to laugh at him. He starts to swing on the rope swing and gets quite a good reception. This encourages him a bit too much and he gets over confident and goes too high. He falls off in mid air and lands straight in the lion cage. Surrounded by lions and scared he takes the head of his suit off and screams "Help, help, I'm not really a gorilla." One lion moves closer to him and whispers. "shut the hell up or you'll get us all sacked."


Answers: A man who is friends with the manager at the local zoo is call into the managers office.
"I need to ask you a favor" he says. "There's a school group coming tomorrow especially to see the silverback gorilla but he died earlier today. What I want you to do is dress up in a gorilla suit and pose as the gorilla to avoid disappointment."
"No problem" Says the man "This should be fun."
The next day he is in the enclosure nice and early in his gorilla suit clowning around and trying to act like any real gorilla would. The children arrive and he starts to act up for them and they all start to laugh at him. He starts to swing on the rope swing and gets quite a good reception. This encourages him a bit too much and he gets over confident and goes too high. He falls off in mid air and lands straight in the lion cage. Surrounded by lions and scared he takes the head of his suit off and screams "Help, help, I'm not really a gorilla." One lion moves closer to him and whispers. "shut the hell up or you'll get us all sacked."
wiiiicked hehehehe - thats brilliant Have a star
Oldie but goodie.
hahahah very good
Another example of the modern day diverse workforce............
NIce
I wonder how many real animals were actually there

Or if that gorilla was really an animal or just another guy who died...
think i may have left my sense of humour at home today, i dont get it?!
good one - lots more to come from you. Cheers
great heard it before and it still as funny
oh mags_dbee your thick lol but if you want a diagram goto pic it .com ill draw a picture of the joke and walk you through it dumb ***
hahahaha
ha ha ha funny
hahhhaaa
lol
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lol
hahahahahahhah
A clean joke?
That doesnt happen very often here, i like it all the same. Have a star


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