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Question: Rochester Barbie
This chain smoking, beer chugging model has low rise jeans complete with
muffin tops, for that extra something to hold on to. She has a lower back
tattoo, cuz she's kinda slutty like that. She drives a 1995 ford probe, and
thinks she can dance better then you can. She comes complete with Drug
Dealing Ken, who doesn't have a car or his license because he's on
probation. Navel piercing sold separately
Fresco Barbie
This Barbie is 25 years old with a liberal arts degree, but she spends her
days making $5 coffee drinks for Stratham Barbie. She comes with a cheap
purse, which doesn't matter because she'll lose it at Biddy Mulligan's on
Saturday night, anyway. Man-**** Ken Doll sold separately, although he
never remembers to call her after he sneaks out of her apartment on Sunday
morning.
Answers: Rochester Barbie
This chain smoking, beer chugging model has low rise jeans complete with
muffin tops, for that extra something to hold on to. She has a lower back
tattoo, cuz she's kinda slutty like that. She drives a 1995 ford probe, and
thinks she can dance better then you can. She comes complete with Drug
Dealing Ken, who doesn't have a car or his license because he's on
probation. Navel piercing sold separately
Fresco Barbie
This Barbie is 25 years old with a liberal arts degree, but she spends her
days making $5 coffee drinks for Stratham Barbie. She comes with a cheap
purse, which doesn't matter because she'll lose it at Biddy Mulligan's on
Saturday night, anyway. Man-**** Ken Doll sold separately, although he
never remembers to call her after he sneaks out of her apartment on Sunday
morning.
lol, I actually never heard that before!!
This was funny years ago. Now its just dumb. No offense.
I Cr 13;8a
nope!!!
but i know the LATEST barbie JOKE!!!
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her anything. Out the corner of his eye he sees a shopping mall. Knowing it was "now or never", he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking bay and runs into the mall.
After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and attracts the attention of a shop assistant. When asked what he would like, he simply says "a Barbie doll". The shop assistant looks at him in the particularly condescending manner that only shop assistants can muster up and asks "Which Barbie would that be, sir?"
The man looks surprised so the assistant continues "We have Barbie Goes the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Night Clubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00"
The man can't help himself and asks "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the other Barbies are selling for $19.95?"
"That's obvious!" the assistant exclaims, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture ....