Want tonight's worst pub joke?!
Question:
Want tonight's worst pub joke?
On holiday in Africa, a chap stepped on a land mine which promptly removed his genitals. For the purposes of this joke, the local doctor sewed on the trunk of an elephant. Home in the UK and at the tea table, his wife said "Let's hane a look at what's tucked down there' The chap duly dragged out the trunk which grabbed a bun and went back down into his trousers. "That was too quick" said the wife, "Let me have another look" Out came Jumbo's trunk, another bun and it was back in his trousers. "Don't ask me again, Doris2 protested the chap "Why not?" "You don't know what he's doing with those buns."
Answers: Ha Ha! Funny! 10! ewwwww...no one wants buns in there booty lmbfao (laughing my bun filled **** off!) Chuckling quielty and madly to myself.
Very good lol