MORE things to do in Walmart...!!!?!
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MORE things to do in Walmart...!!!?
1. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
2. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
3. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
4. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"
5. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
6. Say thing like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
7. Two words: Marco Polo.
8. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
9. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
10. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
11. Grab a box of condoms and ask randon couples "Do these work for you?"
12. Find a chocolate bar and skip while singing "I've got a golden ticket..." Additional Details
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13. Run around screaming "Where's My Mommy!?"
14. Go into a changing stall with a large stuffed animal and manke sexual noises.
15. Take all the cross necklaces in the jewlery department, stand on a table and wave them around screaming "I Believe In Evolution! And These Necklaces Offend Me!!!"
16. Take bottles of water and throw them on "Emo" looking teenagers saying "The Power Of Christ Compels You".
17. Ask them is they have any gay porn in the movie department.
18. Take nude pictures of yourself and have the one hour developed at the photo department.
19. Lick the glass in the meat department.
20. Walk around singing at the top of your lungs "I Smell Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground.
21. Stand in front of the WalMart greeter and say "Welcome to WalMart" before the greeter can.
22. Talk to the clerk in the electronics dept, and every 5 minutes or so yell "No! You are Wrong!"
Answers: 15 hours ago
13. Run around screaming "Where's My Mommy!?"
14. Go into a changing stall with a large stuffed animal and manke sexual noises.
15. Take all the cross necklaces in the jewlery department, stand on a table and wave them around screaming "I Believe In Evolution! And These Necklaces Offend Me!!!"
16. Take bottles of water and throw them on "Emo" looking teenagers saying "The Power Of Christ Compels You".
17. Ask them is they have any gay porn in the movie department.
18. Take nude pictures of yourself and have the one hour developed at the photo department.
19. Lick the glass in the meat department.
20. Walk around singing at the top of your lungs "I Smell Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground.
21. Stand in front of the WalMart greeter and say "Welcome to WalMart" before the greeter can.
22. Talk to the clerk in the electronics dept, and every 5 minutes or so yell "No! You are Wrong!" -put tampons in an old mans cart as he is walking out.
-hide in dressing rooms and pop out.
-put very huge bras in some 20s guys cart.
i like the emo kid thing, freaking hilarious. LOL. i can't see myself doing any of that. I would definitely take like five friends and go act a fooool in Wal*Mart with these. Thanks. :D lol, have u ever had a grocery cart race?
and one person sits on the bottom shelf under the basket and stick thier arms out and say "i can fly" while another person runs them around Here is the number one answer, only because it is absurd, yet true. I'm not kidding when I tell you this.
A couple got married in Walmart this weekend. Look it up in the news section if you don't believe me.! I hide in the dog beds and shout: "Whaddup!!!" when someone walks near me. i missed part 2, or maybe part 1, can you tell me where to find them because your questions are blocked, thanks...
anyways, these are hilarious me and my gurls and my boyz already acted like a fool and got banded from k-mart heres what we did we played chicken its where u get and a another girl get on diff dudes sholders and u fight and the gurl that's still on the guys shoulder wins we fill up condoms with lotion and thew them at people we stuck pads with ketchup on the and stuck then on people and tell them they had something on there back my friend stuck a tan ponds up his nose and ran around yelling i cant breath we tied ourselves together and ran around saying help someones trying to kill us and we almost got locked up but that day we will never 4 get as now we go to other stores and do the same thing over again