A few quick ones...................?!
Question:
A few quick ones...................?
What do Madeleine McCann and a Guinea Pig have in common?
Both have a life expectancy of 4 years and end-up buried in a backyard!
Joke by Lemon, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged guinea pig , mccann - Current Score: 27
There was a girl called McCann
Who swallowed a diazepam
She went rather blue
As she choked on her spew
and was chucked in a Renault Megane
Joke by F-ingHomo, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged mccann - Current Score: 18
How many McCanns does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and the other to call a press conference!
Joke by Gobshite, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged mccann , lightbulb - Current Score: 3
Where did Kate and Gerry go wrong in disposing of Maddie's body?
Forget the car, and the beach, they should have simply got the first plane home, and checked her in as Ryanair luggage!
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine , mccann , kate , gerry , murderers , luggage , ryanair - Current Score: -3
How many McCanns do you need to paint a wall red?
It depends of how many children they have left and how hard they throw them
Answers: That is really harsh... Not very nice if you lost someone and didn't know whether they were still alive or not. thats awful
how would you feel if you lost your little girl? that is out of order. people like you make me sick. None of these made me laugh. I feel sad for them and you They really out to drag you out and shoot you. I hope your head explodes and the skull fragments kill your dog sad ignorant person. you obviously dont have children neither do u deserve them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you've got all that off your chest, how about telling us a joke? With all due respect (although you show none) what is wrong with you?
Not every situation should be a joke...............normally I wouldn't respond to such an abomination ...but you are not funny, just without a soul.