Proud to be British...?!


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Proud to be British...?


Being British ..... Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people
walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while
healthypeople can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and
lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss acall from someone we didn'twant to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric
cars.
and finally...
In 2000 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.


Answers: this is brilliant,, best laugh I've had all day
best i can do is give you a star

very proud to be British Source(s):
before i go where did you get that nickname it's brilliant,,
'appy daze Very very good yeh but we were born here..... you should see the statistics from some other countrys .lol That is what sets us against the world,I wonder how many people have been to casualty because of the wii games. Still i'm proud to be British!!!! =) i am very proud to be British. better than being American lol funni and sad at the same time this is very funny....especially that: "Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke" Hahaha! Hi,that's a lot of information have to disagree about getting an ambulance were I live we cannot fault them.The rest is brilliant & i'm still proud to be English. ha ha ha funny lol so true A LOT OF THE STUFF HAPPENS IN AMERICA TOO it might be even more true if it was only in america instead britain. lol :-) very funny, god i love being British how stupid are we ? Had a great laugh . Not being afraid to laugh at ourselves is what sets the British apart from the rest of the world! very funny i hurt my side larfing,, i am so proud to be british.. we not afraid to do stupid things ha ha ha only in britain! haha
brilliant Warms the cockles, don't it? Brilliant very funny and not too hard to believe, deserves more than one star. And only in Britain will people que

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