A Beautiful Valentines Day Story....?!


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A Beautiful Valentines Day Story....?


My girlfriend and I decided to get married.
There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She wanted to make love to me just once...
What could I say? I was in total shock.
She said, ''I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me!''
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door...I opened it and stepped out of the house.
The womans husband and my girlfriend were standing outside, and with tears in their eyes, they both hugged me and said, you have passed our little test..Welcome to the family.

MORAL OF THE STORY?........

''Always keep your condoms in the car.''

''Ha,Ha''


Answers: I thought it was just a story, until you said the moral of the story? That punchline rocked. Did that really happen? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!that is SO funny! im giving you a star! is that true? I hope got your sake this didn't really happen. But that is some craziness. Well, good for you either way. o 4 godz sake
ive herd this b4
funny then not anymor
honestly.........................
wat the hell does a car hav 2 do with any of this anyway??????? Thats is a good one. LOL are u really want to do it?its true?

Lucky... ha ha ha i like dat... if only they knew .lol ahahaha lolz hahahahaha
very good
you almost fooled me there Nice Joke! What about this one...theres a sex survey at my place of work where the motto is 'If Your Happy At Home You'll Be Happy At Work'. The young questioner asks Dave who is singing to himself 'You seem happy, may I ask how many children you have? 'I have 5 kids' replies Dave. 'How many times a week do you make love to your wife ' was the next question. 'We make love every day except Sunday. 'Thank you' says the questioner moving on to the next worker who happened to be Tom who was whistling to himself. 'You seem happy, how many children do you have then Tom? 'Just the 2, one of each.' he replied. 'How many times a week do you make love to your wife? 'We have sex twice a week' came the shy reply. 'Thank you Tom' said the questioner as she moved towards a chap that was singing, dancing, and really enjoying himself. 'And what's your name'? asked the questioner. 'My name, lovely lady is Tony' 'May I may be so bold as to ask how many children you have' 'Sadly I do not have any children' said Tony. 'Well how many times a week do make love to your wife? queried the questioner. 'We only ever have sex once a year' replied Tony. ' Once a year'! asked the bemused questioner looking astonished. you were singing, dancing, really happy in your work, yet you only have sex once a year, I don't understand ! 'Well'' said Tony jumping for joy 'Tonights the night'! Lol Anthony don't tell it really happened to you,here have a star. The oldies are the best lol nice one, but I liked more moriartee's joke =D ha ha ha funny

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