Dyslexia is hard to spell and abbreviation is a long word,there is no ham in a h!
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Dyslexia is hard to spell and abbreviation is a long word,there is no ham in a hamburger or pine or apples?
in a pineapple ,French fries did not come from France, quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square and Guinea pigs are not from Guinea or pigs, If writters write how come fingers don`t fing? If a teacher taught why didn`t the preacher praught? If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat? Why do you play at a recital and recite in a play,When I wind up my watch it starts but when I wind up a story it ends.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultary? A man who invests money is a broker a piano player is a pianist so a racing driver should be a racist,,why are wise men and wise guys opposits?
If lawyers are de-barred clergymen de-frocked muscians denoted cowboys deranged models deposed tree surgeons debarked can dry cleaners be depressed?
If people from Poland are Poles can people from Holland be Holes?
Cofused? me too
do you have any more oddities?
Answers: there is no poo in my shampoo theres no cocaine in my coke well not anymore,theres no sausage in my sausage roll,theres no finger in my fingerbun,theres no fairies in my fairy bread.the list could keep going and going and going.in australia we have proccessed meat in sausage rolls unless you ask for a smokey Just you pal. What goes on inside your brain. Flammable means the same as Inflammable? what a language!
{Dr Nick Riviera} very intersting way of looking at the world :) ha ha ha funny very good....lol "theres no sausage in my sausage roll"
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What kind of sausage rolls do you eat? :S very good
if an orange is orange
why is a banana not a yellow That is true and so funny. Thanks for the laugh you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway.
haha :] haha! Lol! I'm a freyed knot.
I'm a bit tied up at the moment. I got an oddity : Why is Hot Dog called "hot dog" when there is no dog in it at all ????????? huh?,huh haha! you're right.. if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice? haha! here's a shinny thing for you! Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway. If an athlete gets athletes foot--does an astronaut get mistle toe.?? DOG BISCUITS most chinese food on menu`s is american in origin.theres no monkeys where the `monkey puzzle tree comes from. Oh No, my whole world is falling apart around me!!!
Nothing makes sense anymore!!!!
Jus kidding!!! =)