A man and woman meets and fall in love on a Greek island.They discuss how they c!


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A man and woman meets and fall in love on a Greek island.They discuss how they can continue the relationship?


after their holidays are over,"I feel it's only fair to warn you,"the man tells her,"I'm a complete golf nut.I live,eat,sleep and breathe golf."
"Well,since you're being so honest,I will be as well,"she replies,"I'm a hooker."
"Oh,right,"the man replies thoughtfully."That's probaly cause you're not keepng your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
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A dinner speaker is in a hurry when he arrives and sits at the head table,he realises he's forgotten his false teeth.The man sitting next to him reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair."Try these,"he says."Too loose,"says the speaker."I have another pair,try these."
"Perfect!"says the speaker.He eats,then gives his speech.Afterwards,he turns to the man who helped him."Thanks so much!Actually,I've been looking for a new dentist recently."
"I'm not a dentist,"replies the man."I'm an undertaker."
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Who invented the phrase"suffering from premature ejaculation?
It must have been a woman,No man would call it suffering!!!
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Answers: Very good...have a star...look out for me later on today...I've got some crackers...Toe. Very funny Ha ha funny ya funny lol Funny! 10! For the last one a Star I know the woman.

She is a hooker. Her worst job was a john who held up a piece of cardboard he'd just written, "Get me up and I'll double your usual price. P.S. - I'm deaf." This working woman wrote below his note, "$1,000? " He nodded.
She commenced to do everything known but none had the effect of getting him up. After a half hour she she stood in
front of him naked with her lips pursed. After a minute of that the old gent scribbled, "What are you doing?" The nude
remained intent on her mouth pucker while writing the slow reply, "I've tried everything known to get you up and the only thing we've not finished trying is my whistling rendition of The Star Spangled Banner." Funny joke ha ha ha funny

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