Did anyone hear the joke about the camel?!
Question:
Did anyone hear the joke about the camel?
Well NEITHER DID I!
Now leave me alone!
Answers: HAHHAHHA, I LOVE YOU MAN!!
here's a star for making me laugh so damn hard:D haha ahah that was greattt! have a star =D Well, here ... I heard one. A nomad-wannabe, making his 1st trip across the desert, stopped in to the local Rent-a-camel to see what he could find cheap. The camel salesman showed him a very healthy-looking camel in his price range, & rented it to him with a warning that every 20 miles or so, the camel would stop, & not go again until he was masturbated. Since this was all he could afford, he agreed. True to the salesman's word, every 20 miles of the trip found this poor fellow with his hand full of camel dong. Well this went on until the camel stopped right in the middle of the desert. This time however, when he indicated the stroking motion with his hand in front of the camel, it shook it's head "no", & started making sucking noises !