A blonde got hired at an office.Her first task was to go out for coffee.Eager to!
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A blonde got hired at an office.Her first task was to go out for coffee.Eager to do well her on the job,?
she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.She asked,"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos,hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black and two decaf."
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, they catch nothing.The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.As they're driving home the they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, Additional Details
19 hours ago
"Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
HOPE SOMEONE LIKES ATLEAST ONE OF THEM!
Answers: 19 hours ago
"Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
HOPE SOMEONE LIKES ATLEAST ONE OF THEM! Omg those were both hilarious!!!!!They were some ive never heard b4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So keep em comin!!! 1000/1000 LOL@ the blonde one.Thanks for the laugh.
:) lol I LOVED them both! Wherever you get your material go get lots more like these! Funny, nice one.