A quick couple to start olks xxx funny or not xx?!


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A quick couple to start olks xxx funny or not xx?


Little Ernie is at the zoo with his teacher, Miss Goodbody, and the entire class. They are touring around when Ernie sees a deer peacefully grazing on some grass."
Ernie, can you tell us the name of that animal?" asks Miss Goodbody, pointing to the deer."Well," says Ernie, "I think it is a... I guess it is a..."
"Let me give you a hint," interrupts Miss Goodbody. "What does your mother call your father every morning?" "Oh, right!" shouts Ernie. "It is an asshole!"


Little Albert's mother cannot bring herself to tell the little boy that his dog, Laddy, has just been run over by a car and killed.
When Albert comes home from school she talks of other things for a few minutes, but finally, she says, "Albert, listen. Laddy has been run over and killed by an automobile."
"Oh!" says the boy, and goes out to play, whistling.
At dinner, Little Albert asks, "Hey, Mom, where is Laddy?"
"Darling," says his mother, "I told you this afternoon: Laddy has been killed by a car."

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17 hours ago
Suddenly, Albert bursts into tears.
"But Albert," cries his mother, "when I told you this afternoon, it did not seem to bother you."
"No," sniffs Albert, "it didn't -- because I thought you said Daddy!"


Answers: 17 hours ago
Suddenly, Albert bursts into tears.
"But Albert," cries his mother, "when I told you this afternoon, it did not seem to bother you."
"No," sniffs Albert, "it didn't -- because I thought you said Daddy!" hahaha
not nice ha ha ha funny :-)

Its really funny...

have a star! haha. hahaha those are good. lol both are really funny!! have a star!! I've heard a joke like the first one.

A kindergarten teacher brings in different types of meat to show her class. She gave a piece of beef to Janie and asks "What animal is this, Janie?" Janie replied, "Cow."

She gave a piece of turkey to Kenny. What animal is this, Kenny?" Kenny replied, "Turkey."

She gave a piece of venison to Robby. "What animal is this, Robby?" He couldn't figure it out. "I'll give you a hint. It's what your mommy calls your father when he gets home from work."

Johnny yelled out from the back of the room, "For Christ's sake, Robby, spit it out! It's asshole!" lol have a star. wow, very funny indeed... hahaha funny lmao guffawing lmfao!!!! aahahahaha!!!!! thatz soo funni! lol

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