What do you want in life, funny or not?!


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What do you want in life, funny or not?


Teacher asked her class, "what do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "all I want out of life is four little animals, just like Mom always says."

The teacher asked, "really and four little animals would that be?"

The little girl said, "a mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for it all."

The teacher fainted.


Answers: Ha! ha! very good.... haha!!!! yeah i want that too along wit a good job Lol thats FUNNY!!! keep em comin!! 10/10 Tigers don't really like jackals; they prefer juicy oranges and peanuts - oh, if they have blood in their veins. hahahahahh :)
very good... you get a star for that onee <3 that is bloody brilliant

but too late i am already married

apart from the tiger
i am just a little pussycat now Hahahahaha!!! Very good!! nothing wrong with her wish list.lol The mink turns into a hump, the jaguar gets traded in for a minivan after a short period of time, the thrill of the hunt is ruined cause the tiger gets tired of eating wildebeest every night of the week and ultimately, he turns into a jackass when he thinks he can go out and get some young gazelle without the all seeing wildebeest finding out. Her mom taught her well!! hehehe Omg this joke can't be topped it's the best pmsl....star! ha ha ha funny

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