Joke :::::::: His and Her's Road Trip....?!


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Joke :::::::: His and Her's Road Trip....?


HERS:

Pulls off at wrong exit.

opens window

asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer

Arrives at destination presently.

HIS:

Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.

Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.

Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.

Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air

Pulls up to a 7 -11

Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky

Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.

Gets back into car.

Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.

Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.

Almost hits a deer

Curses the night

Curses you

Curses the large slurpee

Drives and fiddles with radio.

Yells at you for suggesting the map again

Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.

He hates your sister.

Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel

He had to look up pernicious.

Couldn't find a dictionary.

Finally found a dictionary

Couldn't spell pernicious.

Seethes at the memory of it all

But she is laughing inside...

And of course you're still lost.


Answers: hehehe, its always the same with a man, you on form tonight hun, pmsl

have a star

xxxxxxxxxxxxx On a scale from 1 to 10, if 10 is great, and 1 is really really bad, this joke is a 5. Ah, but she couldn't park straight when she got there. what? nothing changes then
starred There is a lot of truth in that
but you laid it on too thick. lol, u get a star :) Yep, sounds like a typical road trip with hubby driving, lmao...star! Will Ouch, suffice?

Deedee, sorry 'nuts' But his way they get out of going to thanksgiving at the sister's (which they bothe wanted to do) and go exploring. lol lol AMEN! i don't see why guys just can't ask for direstions? it would make their life a whole lot easier at the moment..lol Hahahahahhaaaaaa, nicely honey, glad i can't be tared with that brush hahahaha ha ha ha true

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