Complaining Scots - extracts from letters to Councils?!
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Complaining Scots - extracts from letters to Councils?
This is to let you know that oor lavvie seat is broken and we cannot get BBC2
Will you please send a man tae look at my water, it's mingin' and not fit to drink
Our kitchen floor is very damp. We have two kids and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it
Will you please send someone to mend our broken path? The wife tripped on it yesterday and is now pregnant.
The bloke next door has a large erection in his back garden which is unsightly and dangerous.
The lavvie is blocked and we can't bath the kids until it's cleared
My toilet seat is cracked - where do I stand
I request your permission to remove my drawer in the kitchen
Our lavatory seat has broken in half and is now in three pieces
Answers: LOL LOEL Glad my lavvie not broke nearly wet my self laughing . ha ha ha funny Fab, have a star. hahaha nice one thanks lol What the hell so confusing im giving you a star! excellent! lol LMAO!! LOL! XD