Good comebacks?!
Question:
Good comebacks?
ok here is da story.... i got all a's on my progress report and tis stupid spanish kid called me a nerd on da bus and he is in 6th grade and im in 7th... i want a good comeback the next time i see him... i was thinking about "atleast im not a jackass" but i need sumthing with out cussin.im not really like dat..... here are sum tips to help u guys come up with em....i always help dat DUMB IDIOT WIT his homework in science... and people can bribe him to do their homework from him..... and he even asked me to do his homework and i said no way... he is such a putdown..... and his hair style is like he has no hair on the side of his head but he has hair on top... his hair is shiny.. i even saw his report card and he has like i think 2 a's and 1 b and i think a D and an F and i think a couple C's...... he tries to act like he is so cool but everyone hates him.... thanks.. P.S. i got sum dirt on him but i dont have time to type anymore.... thanks u guys so much. Additional Details
11 minutes ago
i got one dat is not too harsh... next time ill jus say no and then when he comes to me again ill say id like to help u out... there da door...
Answers: 11 minutes ago
i got one dat is not too harsh... next time ill jus say no and then when he comes to me again ill say id like to help u out... there da door... So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***. just ignore him Could stop helping him with his homework in Science, and tell him your not gonna help him again unless he'll stop being such an ***. [:
or say butt if you dont wanna cuss..
heck, id probably cuss the kid out.
:D tell him to be nice to all the nerds, cuz hes gonna be working for you all someday soon!
ask him if stupid runs in his family, or is he the only one infected?
if he does not get the one above, quote Forrest gump "stupid is as stupid does"
If his math grades are weak tell him that he will never get to his dream job of working the drive up window at Mcdonalds!
tell him that jealousy is an ugly trait, then every time he bugs you just call him jealous. lol say
"nerd today, boss tommorow"
that will shut him up